7.9 / 10 Guest Rating

Who'd A Thought It

Name: Who'd A Thought It
Address: Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, gb
Rating: 7.9

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, gb

from US$112 / night

About the Property

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Facilities & Amenities

Offsite parking discounted rates available

Parking

Non-smoking rooms

Air conditioning

Restaurant

Room service

Terrace

Hot tub/Jacuzzi

Non-smoking throughout

Board games/puzzles

Important Information

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Property Notes

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A deposit may be required at the property.

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Guests

1 night · 2 adults

Available Rooms

14 rates found

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Luxury Suite with Spa Bath

This suite features a circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole. There is a hot tub on a private patio as well as the hot tub in the bathroom and overhead shower. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels and high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

50 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Double bed (131-150 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

Room Option

Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Luxury Suite with Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$650.09

$520.07

Includes taxes & fees

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Suite with Spa Bath

The Bollinger Room is a spacious room with a large leather bed facing sliding doors leading to a private patio with outdoor seating. The bathroom has a circular spa bath with overhead shower. There is a 49-inch flat-screen TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, and all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

40 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Double bed (131-150 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

Room Option

Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Suite with Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$440.06

$352.05

Includes taxes & fees

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Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath

This contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and a outdoor hot tub. The private bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower. There is a 55-inch and a 40-inch flat-screen TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed Wi-Fi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

30 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Extra-large double bed (Super-king size) (181-210 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVHair dryerBathrobeRadio

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Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$600.09

$480.07

Includes taxes & fees

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Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath

The Perrier Jouet Suite features a four-poster bed, marble floor and a Jacuzzi bath with separate shower. There is a 42-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom features a spa bath and toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

40 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Double bed (131-150 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVHair dryerBathrobeRadio

Room Option

Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$300.04

$240.03

Includes taxes & fees

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King Room with Spa Bath

The Pommery room is themed on a Gentleman’s Club with dark wood paneling to the walls and a dark wood sleigh bed. There is a corner bath in the bedroom and a separate shower wet-room. A 30-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

30 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Double bed (131-150 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVHair dryerBathrobeRadio

Room Option

Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

King Room with Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$440.06

$352.05

Includes taxes & fees

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King Suite with Spa Bath

This room offers an outdoor hot tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colors set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall. Your bathroom features a free-standing bath, rainfall shower and toiletries. The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package. You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water. The bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49-inch TV with full Sky package and high-speed WiFi.

50 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Sofa bed (Variable Size)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

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Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

King Suite with Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$750.11

$600.09

Includes taxes & fees

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Small Double Room

The Tatinger Mini is a compact room and the smallest at the Who’d A Thought It. Ideal for a single traveler as the bed is positioned against the wall, but can accommodate 2 if required. A 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom features a shower and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge

12 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Double bed (131-150 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVHair dryerRadioRefrigerator

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Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Small Double Room

Non-refundable

Room Only

20% OFF$140.03

$112.02

Includes taxes & fees

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Superior Suite with Spa Bath

Decorated in aquamarine and gold, this extra large suite is art deco in style, with a lounge area with two chaise lounges and open-plan bathroom with indoor spa bath. Sliding doors lead to a private patio area with a private hot tub. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, as well as high-speed WiFi. The bathroom features toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

55 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Queen bed (151-180 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

Room Option

Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Superior Suite with Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$650.09

$520.07

Includes taxes & fees

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Classic Double Room with Shower

The Duval Leroy room is a compact room with a glass door that leads to the private bathroom with shower. 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high speed Wi-Fi. The bathroom features luxury toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

16 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Double bed (131-150 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVHair dryerRadioRefrigerator

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Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Classic Double Room with Shower

Non-refundable

Room Only

20% OFF$180.01

$144.01

Includes taxes & fees

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Executive Double Suite

The LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers. The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch smart TV with Sky TV. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.

64 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Queen bed (151-180 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

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Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Executive Double Suite

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$650.09

$520.07

Includes taxes & fees

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Double Room with Whirlpool

Known as the White Room, this room is set in wall-to-wall white with zebra print flooring. This room has a double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, 2 large chandeliers and white and crystal sofa. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom features a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

32 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Queen bed (151-180 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

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Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Double Room with Whirlpool

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$400.06

$320.05

Includes taxes & fees

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Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath

Our Deutz room features cowhides on the floor and the bed. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom features a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

32 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Queen bed (151-180 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

Room Option

Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$400.06

$320.05

Includes taxes & fees

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Queen Suite with Spa Bath

Our Billecart room features a mirrored feature wall and gold and turquoise colors. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A 55-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom features a spa bath big enough for two and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.

32 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Queen bed (151-180 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

Room Option

Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Queen Suite with Spa Bath

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$440.06

$352.05

Includes taxes & fees

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Suite with Hot Tub

The hot tub is a top feature of this suite. Boasting a private entrance, this air-conditioned suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a bath and a shower. Featuring a terrace with garden views, this suite also features a tea and coffee maker and a flat-screen TV with streaming services. The unit has 2 beds.

45 sqm

Sleeps 2

1 Extra-large double bed (Super-king size) (181-210 cm wide)

Amenities

Coffee/tea makerShowerTVAir conditioningHair dryerBathrobe

Room Option

Board / Meal

Price for 1 night

Suite with Hot Tub

Non-refundable

Breakfast Included

20% OFF$850.13

$680.1

Includes taxes & fees

Guest Reviews

7.9

Very Good303 verified reviews

AI Summary

Guests highly rate the friendly staff and frequently praise the good food.

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Sylvia

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solo_traveller

Standard Room

Stayed in Jun 1, 2026

"I slept well, but would not recommend the hotel for people like myself heading for Europe."

Good

5.0

It was difficult to find the hotel and although I knew the room would not be large - and I am very slim - it was incredibly tiny and one couldn't move around with ease. Thank goodness it was only a one night stay!

I hadn't realised that breakfast would not be served until 9.30 the next morning, a Sunday. I was offered a packed breakfast, but they didn't even have any fresh fruit which was surprising and very disappointing.

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Carole

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solo_traveller

Standard Room

Stayed in Jun 1, 2026

"Exceptional"

Exceptional

10.0

Food was fantastic.

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Miroslav

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solo_traveller

Standard Room

Stayed in May 31, 2026

"Exceptional"

Exceptional

10.0

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Odette

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solo_traveller

Standard Room

Stayed in May 30, 2026

"Exceptional"

Exceptional

10.0

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Phipps

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solo_traveller

Standard Room

Stayed in May 29, 2026

"I didnt think it was all great"

Good

2.0

The location was the only decent part to be honest..

The rude staff Found annual beads under the chair The bath/hotub didnt even have enough pressure to fill up! We got free complimentary cocktails for the issues and the strawberry daiquiri was curdled! Ordered a medium rare stake and it came still alive basically on my plate I couldn't even eat it! A dead bee in the bed

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Dean

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solo_traveller

Standard Room

Stayed in May 20, 2026

"Exceptional"

Exceptional

10.0

Everything

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Tony

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couple

Standard Room

Stayed in May 18, 2026

"Very nice"

Exceptional

9.0

A few cobwebs behind cupboards and under bed but really not that bad overall the room was clean

Helpful?

Verified booking

solo_traveller

Standard Room

Stayed in May 16, 2026

"Exceptional"

Exceptional

10.0

Great decor. Polite and helpful staff. Lovely room.

Sky didn't work. No signal.

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Speed

Verified booking

couple

Standard Room

Stayed in May 12, 2026

"Okay for a stopover"

Good

6.0

Clean and spacious grounds

Room was so small

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Kenny

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solo_traveller

Standard Room

Stayed in May 11, 2026

"Exceptional"

Exceptional

9.0

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Who'd A Thought It

About the Property

Facilities & Amenities

Important Information

Check-in & Out

Property Notes

Check Room Availability

Available Rooms

Luxury Suite with Spa Bath

Amenities

Suite with Spa Bath

Amenities

Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath

Amenities

Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath

Amenities

King Room with Spa Bath

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King Suite with Spa Bath

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Small Double Room

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Superior Suite with Spa Bath

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Classic Double Room with Shower

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Executive Double Suite

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Double Room with Whirlpool

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Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath

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Queen Suite with Spa Bath

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Suite with Hot Tub

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Guest Reviews

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"I slept well, but would not recommend the hotel for people like myself heading for Europe."

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"I didnt think it was all great"

"Exceptional"

"Very nice"

"Exceptional"

"Okay for a stopover"

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